I have an announcement to make: I have given up coffee! Yes ” I have gone cold effing turkey when it comes to coffee and here ‘s why I think you should too:
- It makes your breath smell like ass.
- It stains your teeth, leaving you looking like Austin Powers
- The acid in it causes your body to produce fat cells. The fat cells are produced to keep the acid from burning your organs
- Coffee beans are treated with inseticides, such as D-D-7. Every cup is a dose of poison.
- The caffeine in it causes:
- Digestive problems
- Irritation of the stomach and bladder
- Peptic ulcers
- Anxiety and depession
Coffee, like most drugs, is addictive. Yes ” it ‘s a drug. And up until this morning I NEEDED COFFEE! But not anymore! I ‘m replacing my addiction with something healthy ” organic, decaf, green tea because it ‘s anti-aging, fights cancer, and it lowers blood pressure. Will you join me in me kicking the coffee habit? I could use a friend ” maybe we could even tweet with the hashtag #coffeesucks?